Butter is cold for a reason.

Spiders are compensating for something.

Stare at a Swan, and you know. It's evil.

Miss Olive is actually the largest Olive in the world, beside the famous Mahuga Olive on the Island of Uselessdross, off the coast of Newlostland.

Forest FM are playing Shaggy. Right now.

Arranging fruit pastels into an asteroid belt and flicking Maltesers through them, pretending its the Millenium Falcon, is a perfectly acceptable way to pass time.

Buying a Carbon Monoxide detector is one of the most threatening purchases someone can make.

Mice are surprisingly easy to kill.




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